"It's our job ta kill who we's paid ta kill."
We don't take sides, sides take us! An' we go with the one who got the upper hand, if they're on equal ground, we go for the fattest wallet. Are we your enemy? Don't think about causing us trouble now, 'cause while we may not be an army, we're enough to mangle your sorry flanks. Are we your ally? Don't get to cozy, cause if somethin' ain't goin' our way, we'll slit your throats just a quickly. Got a target for us? Don't give us limits because "accidents" happen. Are you the target? Resistance is futile and we ain't gonna make it quick and easy because our goal is Pain, Agony, Ruin, Torment, You!
It took me a while to come up with a concept I liked, in the end I decided simple but unnerving was the best way to convey the message
EDIT: P.A.R.T.Y. now stands for "Punks/Ponies Associated for Reasons of Targeting You" instead of "Pain, Agony, Ruin, Torment, You"
It flows a bit better XD
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